They No Longer Needed God

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were finished with Him.

The scientist went to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don’t you just go on and go somewhere else.”

God listened patiently and kindly to the man, and after the scientist had had his say, God said, “Very well! How about this? Let’s have a man making contest.”

The scientist agreed without hesitation and God added, “Now we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”

The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You have to get your own dirt!”

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